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So you want to be an Umpire
“I want to be an
umpire …. What do I need to
know?”. ??
The answer to
this is, quite simply, ‘the
rules’. There is of course, much
more to being an umpire than
simply knowing the rules and
regulations, but it is an
integral part of the job.
Before even
contemplating sitting for an
umpire exam, regardless of level
or grade, you should read the
rule book front to back, back to
front…. even upside down and be
throughly conversant with all of
the intricacies of your chosen
sport.
Respect for the Umpire
It is a
requirement that the players
show respect
towards the umpire but it
does not necessarily follow that
they will actually
have respect
for you. Respect cannot
be demanded, nor can it be
awarded or bestowed. It is only
by carrying out your duties
thoroughly and efficiently in a
professional and courteous
manner that you can ever hope to
gain the respect of others.
With the
attainment of Umpire status,
there also comes great power and
authority. Your decisions and
actions can have an overwhelming
impact, not only on the outcome
of a game or tournament, but can
also have great influence over a
petanque player’s entire future.
Nevertheless, you
should always be aware that this
‘Sword of Damocles’ is double
edged and can be very
unforgiving. The decisions that
you make today, as well as your
(mis)conduct or abuse of your
powers and authorities can cause
irrevocable damage to your
reputation.
Which umpire are
you?
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The Emperor
Expects
doffing of caps & bows on
approach; demands absolute
silence & attention during
speeches & pronouncements.
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The Pit-bull
A parking
meter attendant by trade who
roams continuously looking
for rule infringements.
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Forgetful
Had a good
knowledge of the rules once;
can anybody lend them a tape
measure as they’ve left
their kit at home.
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Social
Can be found
in the bar with several
bottles of their favourite
tipple. Will lead the
entertainment tonight after
prize giving
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Indecisive
In a state of
unconcealed abject terror in
case they make a mistake;
can be found near the WC.
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Emblematic
Always in a
uniform covered in badges.
Car registration
plate….UMP1RE.
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Sickness
beneficiary
Has Disabled
Parking Permit. Unable to
kneel or get up without
assistance. Will only attend
if venue is compact as can
only hobble 20 metres
without resting.
-
Techno freak
Has every
measuring device known
including microscope, GPS &
theodolite. Laptop computer
on line for all
eventualities.
The admired
and respected umpire who has
a good balance of all the
above traits.
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